I think that it’ll be better if you just assume that everything I say is staggeringly important you won’t go far wrong. [x]
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
There’s a chill in the air… Commercials for back-to-school sales are all you see when you’re watching TV… Sweaters and mittens and pumpkin spice flavor syrup at Starbucks are looming, so close, yet seemingly so far…
You might be sitting in your brand new dorm room wondering “How will I ever be able to find any other honey nut queerios on campus?” My friend…. look no further.
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and in all seriousness i’m really not doing so good on money right now; my hours at work have been cut to scraps for most of the month and my paychecks have been abysmal. I thought my last one for the month (today’s) was gonna be big enough to cover my rent but it was a lot smaller than i was anticipating. i’m not gonna have enough to cover rent next week, my car’s almost out of gas and overdue for an oil change, and there’s hardly any food in the house. i had kind of assumed everything would fall into place but it really hasn’t and I kind of need all the help I can get.
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I need to let her take in the magnificence that is bigger-and-better!Sam.
really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable
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